Wow, it's been a while since I've posted anything. I really need to try and keep this thing updated! Things around here are going...ok. Things could be better and thing could be worse so I won't complain too much. lol Work is going good. Work is work, and again, things could be worse.
Speaking of work. I have a funny shoplifter story. Let me first state that we catch 2-3 shoplifters a week. Usually it's some bored teens stealing cheap cologne, some kind of alcoholic beverage, cigarettes or something as silly as candy. Well, last Sunday night we had an unusual thief come in. This was a nice, very well dressed man, maybe late 50's early 60's. Nice shirt & pants, tie, nice shoes. I believe this man was caught by accident. Well, it turns out he tried to steal multiple bottles of sexual lubrications and stimulating oils, a couple boxes of condoms and a couple of packages of batteries. I think there may have been something else but I can't remember. The excuse he gave the cops...He was having issues with his wife, in the bedroom, and bought some "toys" and was going to make her a gift basket to surprise her. He was from out of state too...Now, not for one minute do I believe his story. I just don't. I won't get into what I think this guy was going to do. This guy is definitely on Santa's naughty list.

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